Told My mother the reasons a lot of religious celebration happen around the same time was because of the winter solstice

She asked me if the winter solstice could protect me, told me I was following the wrong "religion".
scccccuurrrrrtttt(sound of a car's bad breaks, so 90's) I'm sorry, religion? Nope....it's basically just something that happens.

You can debate what caused the twin towers to fall in 01. Whether it was explosives, planes, what have you. You can even debate who managed the occurrence, you can not debate that the towers FELL, lives were lost. THAT happened.

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg."
"Well, I don't believe in eggs so...."
Wha-wha-what? Word.

"Is the egg going to protect you?
Huh?

You know mother I hadn't thought about whether or not winter solstice was going to protect me but now that you mention it....I don't give a damn.
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